Taliking Duck

A duck walks into a pub.

He is dressed as a builder.......
Hard Hat...Hi Vis. Jacket ... Steel Toe Cap Boots.....
covered in cement dust etc.

"Give me 2 pints of Guinness as quick as you can" says the duck.
The barman serves the duck with 2 pints of Guinness.
The duck downs each of them in one gulp.

"Thanks"says the duck.

"Look" the duck contines "If you could have 2 pints of Guinness, ready on the bar, at 12 noon every weekday, for the next 2 months I can nip in on my lunch break, pay for them, quench my thirst and be back on the building site within my 30 min break"

"I'm a builder and I work up the road a bit, where there is a big housing project going on".

"OK" says the landlord "I'll certainly do that for you".

The duck leaves the pub .........

"A TALKING duck .... a TALKING duck.
I just served a TALKING duck" thinks the landlord.

A TAKING duck at a circus would be fantastic.

The next day....

The duck comes into the bar, drinks his drinks, and is on his way out.....

"Just hang on a mo." says the landlord.
"I've got an idea that might make you some money".

"There is a circus in town, why don't you go there and SPEAK to the circus owner ,a Mr.Magic - he might offer you a job".

"ok says the duck".

Next day....

The duck comes into the pub, slaps his £6 on the bar and downs his 2 pints and starts to leave.

"Just a mo" says the landlord "Did you go to the circus?".
The duck replies:-

"Is the circus a large marquee type tent made out of canvas?"

"Yes" replies the landlord.

"And does this tent have a large canvas top shaped like St Paul's dome?"

"Yes"

"And is this structure held up with wooden posts and thick ropes and cables?"

"yes".

"Well, actually Mr Magic has no need for a BRICKLAYER!!!"