Thor (ok I know its not quite Thaw!).
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Thor the god of thunder.
Riding on his filly.
"I'M THOR" he cried.
His horse replied.
Well use your thaddle thilly.
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The snow is fast disappearing leaving a legacy of thick misty / foggy stuff.
I helped the snow along this morning and went for a peer this afternoon.
A short squint into the darkness up the local snow fields was helpful to clean me wellie bobs but not much else.
Birds:
I taut I sawed a puddy cat or ...... these birdies.
1 Woodpigeon.
1 Rook.
2 Blue Tit.
4 House Sparrow.
Seen from the kitchen window a Blackbird and a Dunnock were enjoying my meal worms.
Riddle.
(Running low on riddles now Jimmy!).
Jerry and Alan are professional golfers and keen rivals.
One day, during a game, they had each scored 30 when Alan hit a bad shot.
Jerry immediately added 10 to his own score.
Jerry then hit a good shot and he won the game.
How can that be?
Answer below.
Riddle Answer:
They were playing tennis.
Told you I was running low on riddles.
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